10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.