10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die