10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine