10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.