10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "All-in, bitches!!!"