10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill