10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The all-in play works everytime but once.