10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.