10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain