10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob