10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.