10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi