10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die