10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.