10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...