10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• in the poker game of life women are the rake