10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.