10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.