10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer