10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."