10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.