10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Poker is for loners.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.