10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake