10 Random Poker Quotes
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- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.