10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery