10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."