10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls