10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow