10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph