10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "All-in, bitches!!!"