10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!