10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright