10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Welcome to kicker school
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..