10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.