10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.