10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters