10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus