10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio