10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is for loners.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.