10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss