10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.