10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"