10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth