10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.