10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is for loners.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach