10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.