10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- im going to 2 out you to death