10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz