10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.