10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."